February 2012
193 posts
pro/conning skipping crim law today.
pro: nap
con: missed a week
pro: not having to be here until 5
con: my prof probably despises me
pro: i am feeling extra bitchy today so i need to limit being around people
con: i keep getting “are you okay” messages
pro: i can wear sweatpants and watch disney movies in bed instead of staying here
con: if i skip this class, wtf was even the...
rmdichiara asked: ALAM from alabama :)
1 Cor. 13
bahhhhhh
one of my classmates just texted me to ask how many pages i’ve finished of the brief.
do you not have a life orrrrrr….
Effff you, meds.
I’m having a beer. Or 10.
SO. MUCH. PROGRESS.
maybe, just MAYBE, i will have this appellate brief submitted before break!
Anonymous asked: Unfollowing because you're supporting Mit Romney.
Anonymous asked: I know who you're talking about.
given the chance
i would personally tell you every single last thing i think about you.
and then slap you across the face.
except my parents raised me to not be a vindictive or conniving bitch, so i’ll just quietly despise you instead.
i cannot even believe today’s events.
typical wednesday, i suppose.
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there are so many jacks on my dash
if i had a shot for every time i saw a pair of those…
also… if you’re going to post a picture of your FEET, please have a pedicure/not CLAWS for feet.
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note:
wearing a murfee will not compensate for a bitchface.
trust me, i would know.
lalalaceyleopard asked: Alpha love from East Carolina University!
Bianca come back :(
I would pay an ungodly amount of money if my neighbors would just be quiet. Stop singing. Stop guitar-ing.
Irony: they’re silent on the weekends. Who are you people?
Ironic how the girl who never ever drinks is talking about hangovers and the best drunk food/hangover food in EL. Stfu. You wouldn’t even knowww.
I remember my first beer.
All I want right now is a miller lite and to finish this brief.
One is not allowed, the other is impossible.
So instead I’ll sit on the couch and eat Mac and cheese and watch dance moms.
Anonymous asked: You really are being a bitch though.
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CAN SOMEONE BRING ME A BOTTLE OF MOSCATO TO THE UT...
ROOM 1006.
I’m the one in the back, in desperate need of a drannnnk. Also, please bring a crazy straw.
My mom sent me the cutest pandora charm. And then because I’m an idiot I dropped the claspy thing in my car. It’s now securely wedged under the parking brake thingy and I will be purchasing a new one promptly.
Hal at Infiniti didn’t think it was an “emergency” that justified roadside assistance.
Happy. Monday.
